I want a hoodie for a puppy becuase she would look super cute and be warm all the time :D
Dudddde look at this kid. He looks hecka rad. Do you know how many people i could scare acting like a dinosaur ?! People would fear me. thats why i want and deserve this hoodie.

I just really like pizza yah know?

Wow how concenient.. I could literally picnic anywhere without any hassle. 
Now look at this i could lay on my floor like this and people would think i was dead! i could prank so many people cause that looks just like a real life shark.